hold up — beyoncé
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
she thought she was killing it :(
i cannot stop watching this
that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo
this post makes me wish i could rewind to 2012
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
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Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
that was so much better than i expected
what is shoot up schools?
What Is “Pay For Nudes”?
What is “ride bikes in the rain”
What is “fuck their pets”
What is “dance offbeat”?
what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads
what is not season their food?
What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”
What is “tripping over a branch that isn’t even there”?